She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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