we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm bleeding and have questions
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