Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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