were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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