That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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