508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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