i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I have post one night stand depression
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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