I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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