I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Tell her she can't have a vagina
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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