After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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