I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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