these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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