Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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