I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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