She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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