She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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