He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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