"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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