maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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