Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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