Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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