the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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