Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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