isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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