morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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