You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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