Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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