how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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