So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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