OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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