is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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