That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
