Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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