Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.