He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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