it hurts more in the daytime
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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