In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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