On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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