So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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