found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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