I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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