the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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