return my video game
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The power of my boobs compel you
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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