champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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