Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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