Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just cropdusted the office
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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