We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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