There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
