shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
She announced her abortion via fbk
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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