butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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