He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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