id be glad to
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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