Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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