She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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