even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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