I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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