Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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