i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Less talking, more tequila
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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