..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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