It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I would fuck him just for his dog
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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