Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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